I tried to write about myself in "My Profile" but google would not allow me so say more than 1200 words. As you can see by now, I'm quite talkative & that's way too little. S0, I decided to write a post about me instead.
I'm a mundane housewife and a mother of 2 monsters, Horrid A and Horrid B, and a lovely supportive hubby, who doesn't question much about my binging spending habits or try to restrict my interest. Though an occasional gentle reminder helps since I tend to go over board at times.
We just repatriated back to Singapore after a decade (yes, 10 solid years!)in Taipei and have much to learn to resettle in our home country. Ridiculous but true!
Singapore is clean, and orderly, just like before, but something is a missed. I was "silenced" by a fellow obasan for reminding her (very gently lei) of jumping into my queue. She tried to "choop queue" by leaving her basket in the counter in front of me while continued her shopping elsewhere! So,
Lesson 1 – “Shopping baskets can be used to CHOOP yr queue”
Then I got chased by a neighbour’s dog while its owners yelled against each other behind closed fence, pointing fingers as to who should get out to help me during my house-hunting exercise in the East Coast.
Lesson 2 - “Dogs are not as nasty as neighbours”.
Not too long after the F1 Race, I was almost knocked down by a car that sped through the traffic junction though the green man had appeared. So,
Lesson 3 “F1 drivers are aplenty in Singapore” &
Lesson 4 “Never trust the traffic light”.
But the string of bad luck didn’t stop there.
Yesterday, I accidentally stepped onto a pile of “Golden Droppings” from one my neighbours’ beloved dog. I only had myself to blame since I should know better not to step onto the green pavement (or even get close it). Usually I do, but it was pouring, & my poor umbrella was badly battered in the storm. I overlooked as I tried to dash home as fast as I could. The only word I had is “yaks”!!!! Uggh,
Lesson 5 – “Always lookout for dog’s pooh-pooh”
Perhaps we should open a debate, titled “Are Dogs’ Faeces Solid Waste or Fertilizer?” since so many dog lovers like to retain their pets' faeces at wherever they like. If they are fertilizer, shouldn't the authority pay them for their contribution? Otherwise, shouldn't they be charged for littering and soiling Singapore's “CLEAN GARDEN CITY” image?
